Taking a break from social media for the week, a real vacationnnnnnn 👙☀🌴 see you next friday!
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
“All I know is we said “Hello”, so dust off your highest hopes. All I know is pouring rain and everything has changed. All I know is the new found grace, all my days I know your face. All I know since yesterday is everything has changed.”
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
